Fun Things to Do On an Online Date

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  • Arrive 20 minutes early
  • Ask, “Who is David Foster Wallace?”
  • Bring with you a mattress
  • Ask, “If you could visit any concentration camp, which one would it be?”
  • Tell him/her all the things you hate about New York a/o the place you live and why it is the worst place on earth
  • Ask, “In human history, what was the worst genocide, in your opinion?”
  • Extol the virtues of capitalism
  • Ask, “Was the invasion of Poland inevitable?”
  • Talk about TV

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