I recently went on a vacation. Here are some highlights from it.

  • Accidentally drank rum punch at 10.30 a.m.
  • Rode on a boat that had a water slide
  • Ate one coconut, two mangoes, and one papaya
  • Did NOT eat conch penis
  • Watched four "chapters" of House of Cards
  • Walked into the ocean like Edna Pontellier