Don't Hate Kim Kardashian. She's Just a Butt.

I really like Kim Kardashian. I usually have nothing but disdain for celebrities, or celebrities in training. There is not a thing less interesting, or useful in the world, than an "artist" of dubious talent who has risen to fleeting fame because of sex connections, family connections, or money connections. But I… » 11/21/14 2:15pm Friday 2:15pm

Jennifer Garner's Ex-Husband Bestowed Upon Child a Great Polish Name

The Baby Name Critic isn't one to ogle the male specie. She prefers to keep them at more than arm's length. Why, you ask? Because they can physically impregnate you at any minute! And even though the Baby Name Critic loves to critique baby names, she prefers not to be around babies. Also, men are awful (© official… » 11/20/14 2:03pm 11/20/14 2:03pm